i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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