I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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