that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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