I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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