I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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