He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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