I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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