don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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