K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i've created a new STD.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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