Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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