Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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