with your own penis?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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