According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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