Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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