I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Randomize
