Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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