FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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