do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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