i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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