its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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