last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Randomize
