How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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