we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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