i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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