she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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