i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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