I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think your dad took our porno
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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