I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Congratulations! We have a period
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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