i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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