found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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