If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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