dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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