she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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