new low.... made out with someone while peeing
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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