oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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