bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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