why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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