Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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