Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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