and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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