yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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