who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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