don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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