Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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