I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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