i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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