8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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