I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize