I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't deserve a penis
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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