Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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