this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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