your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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