why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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