Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it glows. i had to have it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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