"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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