Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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