We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
