on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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