She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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